99 Problems

Classification: Hybrid (Indica-dominant)

Hook:  
99 Problems is a potent indica-dominant hybrid known for its strong body relaxation and calming effects. Named for its ability to ease worries, it’s a favorite for evening use and stress relief.

Lineage:  
(Exact genetics vary; often associated with OG Kush and related indica crosses)

Aroma / Flavor / Appearance:  
Pungent earthy and pine aromas with hints of citrus and spice. The flavor is rich and smooth, featuring diesel and herbal notes. Buds are dense, dark green with bright orange pistils and a thick resin coating.

Effects & Use:  
Delivers deep physical relaxation paired with a mellow, euphoric mental state. Ideal for unwinding, pain relief, and promoting restful sleep.

Medical / Wellness Use:  
Commonly used to manage chronic pain, anxiety, insomnia, and muscle tension. Its sedative qualities support nighttime use and relaxation.

Grow Notes:  
- Indoor Flowering: 8–9 weeks  
- Outdoor: Mid to late October  
- Moderate to high yield  
- Benefits from pruning and controlled feeding  
- Moderate resistance to pests and mold

Lab Profile:  
- THC: 20–26%  
- CBD: <0.1%  
- Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene