Alien Asshat

Classification: Indica-dominant Hybrid

Hook:  
Alien Asshat is a heavy-hitting indica-dominant hybrid that delivers intense body relaxation with a spaced-out, cerebral edge. Known for its quirky name and powerful effects, it's best suited for experienced users seeking deep relief and sedation.

Lineage:  
(Exact genetics unknown, but believed to involve Alien OG or similar Alien Kush lineage)

Aroma / Flavor / Appearance:  
Skunky and earthy with diesel overtones and subtle sweet notes. Flavor leans gassy and herbal with a piney finish. Buds are dense, resinous, and dark green with purple accents and amber hairs.

Effects & Use:  
Offers a couch-lock body high with a mentally foggy and euphoric head buzz. Great for stress, chronic pain, and zoning out after a long day.

Medical / Wellness Use:  
Used for insomnia, anxiety, appetite loss, chronic pain, and muscle cramps. Sedative effects make it ideal for nighttime use.

Grow Notes:  
- Indoor Flowering: 8–9 weeks  
- Outdoor: Early to mid October  
- Moderate to high yield  
- Best grown with support for heavy colas  
- Responds well to topping and trimming

Lab Profile:  
- THC: 22–27%  
- CBD: <0.1%  
- Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Humulene