Classification: Sativa-dominant Hybrid

Candy Mob is a loud, candy-gas sativa-leaning hybrid from ALTVM that blends Mafia Funeral’s heavy funk with sweet designer candy terps. Expect an upbeat, mood-lifting head high paired with a smooth, relaxing body unwind that makes it easy to shut the world out and enjoy the moment.

Lineage:  Mafia Funeral x Mobstoppers  (Mobstoppers = Mafia Funeral x Designer Runtz)

Aroma / Flavor / Appearance:  
Candy Mob brings a pungent “candy gas” nose—sweet cherry and fruit-candy notes layered over floral funk, earthy spice, and sharp fuel. Some cuts lean more skunky and floral with bright green pine in the background. Flavor follows suit with sugary candy and light citrus on the inhale, finishing with earthy, gassy, and slightly woody tones on the exhale. Buds are dense and chunky with lime-to-forest green hues, darker sugar leaves, bright orange pistils, and a thick, frosty blanket of trichomes that gives the flower a sticky, iced-out look.

Effects & Use:  
Patients typically report an initial rush of uplifted mood and heady euphoria, followed by a steady, functional high that keeps you relaxed without completely flattening motivation. Candy Mob can feel chatty, giggly, and creatively engaging at moderate doses, making it a solid choice for music, movies, gaming, or hanging out with friends. As the session goes on, the body effects deepen into a calm, unwinding stone that helps you de-stress and let go of the day. Best suited for late afternoon or evening when you’re ready to loosen up but don’t need to be razor sharp.

Medical / Wellness Use:  
- Stress and anxious, overactive thoughts  
- Low mood or mild to moderate depression  
- End-of-day tension and mental burnout  
- General aches and post-work physical fatigue  
- Appetite stimulation for some patients  

Grow Notes:

- Flowering Time: approximately 8–9 weeks (around 60 days)  
- Structure: medium-height plants with strong branching and dense, resin-heavy colas  
- Yield: medium to high yield potential under stable, dialed-in conditions  
- Environment: performs well indoors; responds well to good airflow, strong light, and consistent feeding  
- Notes: dense, sticky flowers benefit from controlled humidity and airflow in late flower; topping and light training help open the canopy and support even bud development.

Lab Profile:  
- THC: typically high potency, often reported in the low-to-mid 20% range or higher depending on batch  
- CBD: typically <1%  
- Dominant terpenes: commonly reported as candy-leaning citrus and gas profiles driven by limonene, caryophyllene, and myrcene, with supporting floral and pine notes varying by grower and phenotype

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