MVP
Donnie Burger
Donnie Burger
Classification: Indica-dominant Hybrid
Donnie Burger is a loud, funky indica-leaning hybrid packing heavy gas, garlic, and savory skunk terps with a powerful, full-body stone. It’s the kind of strain you reach for when you’re ready to shut things down, melt into the couch, and let the day be officially “done.”
Lineage: GMO (Garlic Cookies) x Han-Solo Burger
Aroma / Flavor / Appearance:
Donnie Burger leans hard into the GMO side of its genetics with a pungent, savory nose. Expect sharp garlic, onion, fuel, and funky skunk layered over earthy, woody undertones. Some phenos also carry a slight creamy or nutty note from the Han-Solo Burger. The flavor is rich and lingering: gassy garlic and earthy spice on the inhale with a dank, skunky exhale that hangs around the palate. Buds are typically dense and chunky with deep olive to forest-green hues, dark sugar leaves, bright orange pistils, and a thick, frosty coat of trichomes that can make the flowers look almost greasy from resin.
Effects & Use:
Patients usually describe Donnie Burger as heavy, relaxing, and very stoney. The onset often starts with a warm head change and mood lift that quickly sinks into a deep body melt, loosening muscles and quieting racing thoughts. This is a classic end-of-day strain: great for movies, gaming, snacking, or knocking out after a long shift. It can be mentally foggy and sedating at higher doses, so it’s not ideal for productivity or daytime errands. Best suited for evening or nighttime use and for patients with at least moderate tolerance.
Medical / Wellness Use:
- Stress, anxiety, and emotional overload at the end of the day
- Chronic pain, muscle tension, and soreness
- Difficulty winding down or occasional insomnia
- Appetite stimulation
- General “shut it all off” relaxation after work or intense activity
Grow Notes:
- Flowering Time: approximately 9–10 weeks
- Structure: medium-height plants with strong lateral branching and dense, bulbous colas
- Yield: medium to high yield potential with very resinous flowers when grown in stable conditions
- Environment: performs well indoors or outdoors; prefers strong light, steady feeding, and good airflow
- Notes: the dense, greasy buds benefit from controlled humidity late in flower to reduce mold risk; responds well to topping, training, and defoliation to open the canopy and maximize light penetration.
Lab Profile:
- THC: commonly in the 22–28% range, depending on cut and cultivation
- CBD: typically <1%
- Dominant terpenes: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene (with supporting terpenes varying by grower and phenotype)
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