Hippie Crippler

Classification: Indica-dominant Hybrid

Hook:
Hippie Crippler is a heavy-hitting indica hybrid known for its deep body relaxation and potent sedative effects. With a pungent, earthy aroma and calming high, Hippie Crippler is perfect for evening or nighttime use, helping users unwind, relieve stress, and drift into restful sleep.

Lineage:
Afghani × OG Kush

Aroma / Flavor / Appearance:
This strain features a strong earthy and pine aroma with notes of skunk, spice, and subtle sweetness. The flavor is bold and rich, combining herbal, gassy, and slightly sweet undertones. Buds are dense, dark green with bright orange pistils and a thick layer of frosty trichomes.

Effects & Use:
Hippie Crippler delivers a full-body high that induces deep relaxation and mild cerebral euphoria. Users report stress relief, muscle relaxation, and a calming effect ideal for evening use or combating insomnia.

Medical / Wellness Use:
Commonly used for chronic pain, insomnia, stress, and anxiety. Its indica-leaning effects provide mental calm and physical relief, making it effective for managing discomfort and promoting restorative sleep.

Grow Notes:
- Indoor Flowering: 8–9 weeks
- Outdoor: Mid to late October
- Moderate yield
- Compact, sturdy structure; benefits from topping and canopy management
- Dense, resinous buds; monitor humidity to prevent mold
- Ideal for concentrate extraction

Lab Profile:
- THC: 22–28%
- CBD: <0.1%
- Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene